The Department of Energy has announced its plans to ration the remaining global supply of helium in light of the critical shortages of this gas. The International Journeyman Order of Clowns and Entertainers (IJOKE) has responded with harsh words, saying that this unfair and biased rationing hurts the "uplifting spirit of clowns and their expanding role in US politics."
Fresh on the heels of this, the French Mime Association (FEMA) announced its plans to steal...
Nah, just joking. The article above is in reference to Helium-3, not the Helium-4 used by crackpot wisenheimers everywhere.
IJOKE. Ha. Seriously.
Fresh on the heels of this, the French Mime Association (FEMA) announced its plans to steal...
Nah, just joking. The article above is in reference to Helium-3, not the Helium-4 used by crackpot wisenheimers everywhere.
IJOKE. Ha. Seriously.
