Close Range!

Ah, video games. Is there nothing that they cannot make us yearn for? Who doesn't want to be Link as he searches far and wide for his Princess, or Mario beating up turtles or trying to beat that damn, dirty ape to rescue his Princess, or... Say, lots of damsels in distress motifs, ain't there? But anyway, doncha often just wanna cut to the chase in these shoot 'em ups or action games and just spend all day killing? I mean, God of War is awesome all around, but come on, seeing him rip the head off a medusa is a visceral thrill like no other, right? Let's just cut to the crap and blow some heads up! So, I present Close Range
Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face You can also download the game here.

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