My esteemed friend Bill sent me the following video, which describes my reaction to Twitter "to a T". It seems like mass texting to me, but with a giant fist of banality punching the common sense out of people. If you were updating people on an event that is unfolding with interest to many, tweet away. A cool concert? Tweet me! A toxic spill and the budding powers that are transforming you? Tuh-weeeeeeet♪♪♪ But I don't care about your burrito. 'Course, sadly this is undoubtedly a tutorial video mocking me and the three people on the planet not tweeting, with every word here redounding scoff and shame 'pon me. Anyway, enjoy. Oh, and I think calling a person who tweets a "Twat", or saying the past tense of tweet is "twat", is too easy and a bit musty. How about calling a tweet that is super duper a "twat", sorta like how something cool is "phat"? "Dude, that twat was tha SHITE!" (British version) Anybody out there wanna popularize that for me?
